Any guild/person/player character/entity that is willing to call this megalomaniac a “homo” (albeit a rather tired insult), is ok by me.

This dandy’s website is a GOLDMINE of comedy material. I speak the truth. Witness.

Cats

I’m not a huge cat fan. I like rabbits the most, SOME dogs such as Huskys, and cats CAN be ok. I don’t know how nasty Cat food smells, or litter boxes. I don’t like Cat hair everywhere. I’ve had maybe 5-6 cats. All of them ended up dying somehow (Foton: suicide?) usually getting ran over by a car or running away. The last cat I had was maybe mid to late 1980s.

and, this …

“Question” from FAQ: I have a page similar to yours about everything and nothing. Will you link to it?
Answer to “Question” from FAQ: No. There is only one true Everything and Nothing page, mine. As far as I’m concerned the others do not exist. That’s great you enjoy doing a page like mine, (Foton: needs no punchline) but that doesn’t mean I want any part of it.

I actually think he’s serious. No, really.

This site was primarily created for the Kali Compton membership. After that United States visitors. After that, Canadian visitors. People are welcome to visit this site from all over the world provided they are respectful to the United States and our leaders.

And that which I cannot prove is attributable to said megalo … (quoted here):

LOL – Lots of Laugh or Laughing Out Loud. This abbreviation indicates something is really funny. Unfortunately although very common, that term became uncool a long long long time ago. Other alternatives that you can use instead are “hehehehe” or “hahahaha” which aren’t the best but are more hip. ROFL should also be avoided to appear cool.

Ya. hahaha is so hip. I hate the lollerskaters as much as the next guy, but typing is so September 10th. TeamSpeak is where it’s at.

And I’ll stop there. Because I might need this little mine later for some material.

No, really.