During my guild’s hiatus from Star Wars Galaxies, before WoW opened its beta doors to our unwashed masses, we enjoyed a blissful, yet brief, respite from our guild drama whores. Hard to believe, I know; maybe they went to bother people in their real lives or bother their previous guilds … who knows.
But I do know that they didn’t let up on the drama — somebody somewhere was the captive audience. Bet on it.
Our biggest drama whore — I call her Drama Whore Diva (DWD), as it truly suits her — has begun her latest, and possibly greatest performance. And when I say “greatest”, you know I don’t mean it’s enjoyable, right? I mean most ludicrous.
Since DWD seems to be pacing her performances as a trilogy, I’ll do the same. She has yet to premiere Act III, but I’m an old gamehag, so I know how this is going to end already. Badly.