A Christmas Party

While hiding from the Warcraft guild, on one of my dozen “hiding from the guild” alts, I passed through Stormwind and overheard this noob begging for a mage portal to Darnassassass:

Christmas

Now c’mon! If you’re going to name your character Christmas, you’ve got to expect joke responses to EVERYTHING. Christmas shouts, “LFM for a party.” Punchlines: Will there be presents? Did you invite Santa? Can I grope the receptionist?

How about the priest rezz macros? “Resurrecting Christmas” Sounds like a Hallmark Holiday Special starring Wilford Brimley, which is probably just the sort of television programming that would appeal to a humorless Warcraft character named Christmas.

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Warcraft Real Life Character Quiz

STOLEN, without regret or guilt, from plaguelands and Krones, Quiz Galaxy – What is your real-life World of Warcraft Race and Class? So I tried to answer this thing to get a priest or druid result. Y’know, totally contrary to what my real answers would be … la la la, I like to help people, I’m all about people, saving people sounds great to me, etc. … and I still pull Rogue as the result. There’s no fighting destiny.