Here’s an important Warcraft safety tip. You know the little random tips that appear on the load screen when you’re entering the game? One of those is: There is no cow level. Do NOT, under any circumstance, ask in Ventrilo/TeamSpeak about the cow level. If your guild has any Diablo/Diablo II hags, Vent/TS will explode with moo’ing for several minutes. Every time someone asks in our Vent about the cow level, I rip off my headset before the mooooooo’s ruin what’s left of my post-iPod hearing and wait five or ten minutes before returning. Save your guild from wanton moo’ing, learn about The Secret Cow Level.
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That screen keeps saying there is no Cow Level, but every time I go to Thunder Bluff it’s still there.
I still find it hilarious at the amount of time people actually spent trying to find the cow level in Diablo 1. I will admit I did molest the hell out of those poor cows a few times, but I eventually decided it was a hoax. Gotta wonder who started that…
Rofl.
I’ve seen that tip too. I love Blizzard’s sense of humor. Nothing quite beats it. 🙂
The cool thing was the cows’ moos, which must’ve been done by the developers themselves. They were fairly deadpan voices, different ones for different cows, all saying (not imitating a cow, mind you) “moo”.
Amen to the headset removal during vent mooing. Also, here are some other solid tips.