30 Million Warcraft Gold GONE!

They tried to sneak this one past me with a late Friday afternoon post on the Warcraft front page: World of Warcraft accounts closed! There was no need to sneak — not like I’m getting rich in this game, or off of this game.

Ordinn, Blizzard economist wrote:

In keeping with Blizzard’s aggressive stance against cheating in World of Warcraft, we banned over 30,000 accounts in the month of May, and with that removed well over 30 million gold from the economy across all realms. The banned accounts were taking part in activities that violate the game’s Terms of Use, including using third-party programs to farm gold and items, which severely impacts the economy of a realm and the overall game enjoyment for all players.

We will continue to aggressively monitor all World of Warcraft realms in order to protect the service and its players from the harmful effects of cheating. Please note that selling World of Warcraft content, such as gold, items, and characters, can result in a permanent ban of the involved accounts from World of Warcraft.

Many account closures come as the direct result of tips reported to our GMs in game or emailed to hacks@blizzard.com by legitimate World of Warcraft players. If you suspect that a World of Warcraft player is using an illegal third-party program to farm gold or items, or is otherwise violating our Terms of Use, please report the suspected infraction via one of the means listed above. All reports will be investigated, and those that prove false will not result in corrective action.

Thank you for your continued support, and good luck with your adventures in Azeroth!

I’d like to imagine that this was one huge sting, set up over the past few weeks, involving undercover GM agents and late night interrogations of suspected farmers. Probably it was far less glamorous: players ratting out some guys who were stealing spawns in Eastern Plaguelands.

One of our guild priests is relieved he bought his epic mount last week instead of waiting — supply and demand being what they are. And when I say “bought”, you know I meant he used some real life scratch to IGE the damn thing because who has the energy to farm 1000 gold for their second, third or fourth level 60? Nobody I know.

(Furl archive of forum announcement)

Dark and Light, Free and Not

Dark and Light, self-titled largest MMORPG you’ve ever seen, became available for all takers this week with a two-tier subscription system: Free with limited access and abilities, $14.99 a month for unlimited. I’m not sure I’ll fork over $55 to download and try a game I’ve heard almost nothing about — except from the German dude who was in my Star Wars: Galaxies PVP guild way back when — but I like the free or not system. From the official site, available races: ELVES! Four flavors of elves! Plus, Dark and Light humans will mate with just about anything it seems: demigods, elves, orcs, trolls, occasionally other humans …

Do It Yourself Gaming Detox

AP: Europe’s first detox clinic for gaming addictions in Amsterdam will open for business in July. For those of you without sufficient funds to send your children or loved ones to a European clinic, here’s the cheap method for curing excessive gaming: Unplug device (console, PC, whathaveyou), carry said device to the 2nd floor (or higher), hurl the gaming device out the window onto the ground below, return to your former activity while patient stands at window speechless.