Behold, The Froglok King

(PREFACE: I’ve coaxed Raster, guild bud and raid leader oft-extraordinaire, out from behind the scenes of AFK Gamer to recount some of his stories from the olde days. Many times in EverQuest, and now in World of Warcraft, while pushing out levels or waiting around for named spawns to show, we’ve asked Raster to tell us one of his Old Man Stories — that is, a gaming story or server drama from the early EQ (DAoC, AC, UO, et al) days.

His ability to recall fight details, player names and loot drops is absolutely unmatched. So is his ability to hold a grudge, but you’ll discover that soon enough.

So, whenever the time starts to drag or the trash clearing begins to run long, we’ll ask Raster: Tell us a story about the old days.

And he’ll say something like: Do you wanna hear about the first time we killed The Froglok King in EQ? – Foton)

The good old days. Cliche? Probably. However, still quite accurate. For all I felt went wrong in the later days of EverQuest, I truly enjoyed the beginning. The vast majority of content was solo or group based and there was a more direct relationship between effort and reward. Most zones were setup to hold multiple groups with multiple named areas available to drop various equipment. Groups would go on for hours, leveling took time and while gear was nice, skill was still important. I may be in the minority, but I always preferred to work a little rather than the instant gratification approach World of Warcraft (WoW) has taken.

I still remember our server’s first attempt at The Froglok King, boss of the live side of Lower Guk. There were no online guides, no maps of the dungeon, just a few groups exploring reaches we’d never seen and with no idea of what was to come.

If you never played EverQuest, you may be wondering why this would be exciting to anyone. Lower Guk was a rather large zone split into a live and dead side (similiar to WoW’s Stratholme). However, unlike WoW instances, Lower Guk was not nearly as streamlined to lead you towards any boss. There were numerous tunnels intertwined and leading nowhere in particular, loaded with roaming mobs on top of the regular spawns, none of which would reset until you were dead … no matter where you ran. There were invisible walls, holes in floors, you name it, you probably wandered into it…and paid the price.

Still wondering? When you died in Everquest, all of your gear and gold stayed on your corpse exactly where you died. You went back to wherever you were bound (much like a hearthstone however not restricted to certain locations) no matter how far away that may have been. Sometimes you could spend more time getting your body back when you were logged on than actually killing things.

This may not have been the most player-friendly method, but it sure as hell added a risk/reward factor that does not really exist in WoW. Try to imagine three groups of players (15 total) blindly roaming through a zone none of us had ever been in and knew nothing about, looking for a boss we didn’t know existed.

We slaughtered the entrance Frogloks and plowed through the Minotaurs behind them. Through much trial and error we made our way through the winding tunnels and emerged in a water filled room with three planks to allow passage. Halfway through the room I noticed something out of the corner of my screen making a beeline for us. Holy shit, it’s a huge eye and it’s nuking us! People frantically scurried about, some taking a swim, as we tried to group up and engage it. Once it was downed, we were rewarded with the server’s first Manastone (no-cooldown right-click health-for-mana item, unlimited use. Oh yes, imagine the power).

Continuing on, we passed the Froglok Fort (we later learned the Froglok Crusader spawned inside) followed the path down some terrain (Froglok Noble spawn) and came to a room with a seemingly well-guarded dead end. Oh shit, it was actually an invisible wall and the Frogloks came pouring through to greet us, along with the Huge Water Elemental (which was ironically quite tiny). Splat.

A few hours, and many dead Frogloks later, we returned to the spot of our quick, bloody demise to try again (respawn was 20ish minutes — you mess up, you redo it all). Our friendly water elemental was turned into a puddle in short order and in the next room we met a few Frogloks and their gargoyle buddies, who were also dispatched of. Finally, after all of this time, we came upon the King’s chamber complete with throne and what do we see other than a Froglok Guk Knight. Fuck! (In Everquest, bosses did not always spawn and often had placeholders you had to continually clear until the boss finally spawned.)

It took 7 spawns for The Froglok King to appear and two of his guards respawned during the battle, healing him back to full quite a few times. Our Clerics and Paladins tried to stun, tanks tried to keep the adds under control and our casters unloaded their wads. One guard died, then the second and the King was alone again. When he was finally getting low on health what else happens but he uses Lay of Hands on himself (similiar to paladin ability in WoW, massive paladin-only heal). Undaunted, we pressed on and six of us fell before he finally keeled over at our feet. For all of our time and effort we were rewarded with the first Mithril Two-Handed Sword (best 2h sword to date at the time on our realm) as well as it being the first server kill.

Here’s to hoping developers start innovating and making things new and fun again instead of following the same old, and quickly tiring, formula.

Google, Yahoo, Warcraft and You

If you’re a Google calendar user like I am (because I want Google to know everything about me, and some day, if the government needs to compile a Foton dossier, they can just go to Google and pinpoint the exact location and time where I’ll be so they can serve me with papers), you probably know that you can subscribe to any number of public calendars, which will add their events to your giant calendar too.

For example, below is the World of Warcraft Google calendar containing the Darkmoon Faire dates and locations, the PVP battleground holidays and the Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza. The calendar could really use the raid instance reset dates, especially Onyxia, but eh, can’t have everything. (The subscribe link is at the bottom.)

Several guilds have set up their raid schedules in Google, as have a few Everquest raiding guilds — not mine however, we don’t want the government to know our raiding schedule, nosey bastards.

On to Yahoo. If you’re widgetized — the desktop doohickeys — there are a few Warcraft widgets available (gallery of Warcraft widgets), including an RSS Breaking! Warcraft! News! feed, item search widgets connected to Thottbot or Allakhawhatsit, and several realm status widgets. Not available yet: a World of Warcraft in-game weather widget or a World of Warcraft Faked Patch Notes widget.

I didn’t find any EverQuest widgets, but there are a couple for Second Life — an auction widget, a brothel location search and news feeds. Not available yet: a Vanguard in-game Beta Cam (view the vast and empty landscape) or an EQ Day/Night Clock for noobs without adequate monitors or night vision.

Bringing this all full circle: a Yahoo widget for your Google calendar. (Note: a new version is expected shortly as the current one is … bug-riffic.)

Harness the power of the new technologies so that wherever you are, whatever you’re supposed to be doing (but aren’t), know what’s going on in your better other world.

Free EQ

If you missed it the first six times around, download and play EverQuest Trilogy (original EQ + Kunark + Velious) for 21 days completely free of charge — new accounts only. I have many fond, foggy memories of EQ but I have to say — that ship has sailed. Pony up $50 plus $15 a month for World of Warcraft, you’ve got the same thing at level 60 and a much nicer grind on the way, but that’s just me. I’m living in the now.