I sure hope Blizzard isn’t trying to imply that this is somehow a gift to me, longtime subscriber:
Dear World of Warcraft Subscriber,
It’s hard to believe it’s been a year since World of Warcraft first opened to adventurers. As a thank you for your loyalty, we’d like to present you with 3 special coupons that you can use to purchase gift copies of World of Warcraft for only $19.99 after rebate. Just click on the link below to print your rebate coupons, purchase a World of Warcraft retail box at your favorite retailer, and mail back the completed rebate forms, along with your original receipt. It’s that simple.
That’s not a thank you. Free is a gift. Free is a thank you.
$19.99 is a pitch.
Yea, in the face Blizzard! You see those free Fotonic wordy words. We want FREE! FUCKIDTY FREE WARCRACK. And don’t forget a handjob by that model who was dressed up as that female starcraft ghost character from blizzcon, stingy rich developer type turkey eaters. Hurry it up too, must farm vendor trash.
Can you hook me up with one of those coupons?