BBC NEWS | Health | Sexually Insecure Paladins
— 4,000 player study, with questions such as “Do you find shiny plate knights with old, homosexual-looking faces interesting?”, reveals a connection between sexual insecurity, homosexuality and paladins. (Save that link to flame your guild paladins the next time they think they’re the bomb. Unless it’s the Geddon fight, then they may very well be the bomb.)