Don’t Be An American Idiot

I VotedHey! You Americans! Move away from the keyboard and go vote.

You have time, it’s “Vacuum out the Warcraft Servers” day.

I’m way ahead of ya, though. Voted this morning on the way to work.

I’ll share my super leet strat for voting — unless there’s evidence to the contrary, every incumbent is a crook, and the longer they’re in office, the more likely they are to be crooked.

I look at it this way, I’m doing them a FAVOR by sending them home. Let some new guy have a chance, that’s my vote.

Whatever your leet strat is, get out there and do eet. If you don’t, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself. And the Republicans. (I’m kidding.)

P.S. Here’s some pics from polling places across the nation via the AIGA Polling Place Photo Project. I would have snapped a few at my polling place, but the scary goth election judge looked like the type who would jump the table and crack my skull with the camera.

6 thoughts on “Don’t Be An American Idiot

  1. Amen. The sad part is, though, most of the folks looking to replace the incumbents are asshats, incompetents, or both as well. Bah. We’re screwed either way.

  2. An even better strategy is permanent absentee voting. [at least in CA]

    That way you can vote and never stop playing WoW!

  3. A voting algorithm made by Caesar of Djörk

    Step 1 is: vote against any incumbent.

    Step 2: If possible vote for a 3rd party candidate.

    Step 3: If more than 1 3rd party candidate is available, vote for the party who has the best chance of getting ballot access in the next election.

    Step 4: If no party has a reasonable chance or multiple parties do, vote for the one you agree with most.

    Step 5: if the race is uncontested, do not vote for that race.

    Step 6: if the race is “non-partisan”, vote for the biggest crackpot

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